How many FIRST times are there? How many SECOND times? How many LAST times? Modern pre-Trib Rapture “scholarship” appears to be not too far off from an Abbot and Costello routine…
OK. So we have TWO second comings following a resurrection on the LAST DAY, which will be heralded by the sound of the LAST TRUMP, which precedes the FIRST resurrection seven years later, after at least 7 more trumps.
What are you talking about?
The One coming a second time… twice.
NO idiot! It’s a second coming – twice.
A… second coming… twice.
Yes. Which precedes a second first.
The second – first resurrection.
Yes. On the LAST DAY, which is heralded by the LAST TRUMP, which precedes 7 years worth of other days and at least 7 more trumps.
Other days of trumps?
Yes. The last days.
Last days of what?
The end of what?
Are ya deaf man!!?? I’m talking about the beginning of 7 years, when the second coming comes twice. Once on the LAST DAY after the first resurrection, at the sound of the LAST TRUMP, which precedes the 7 years worth of days that will have at least 7 more trumps, leading to the second first resurrection and a second – second coming at the very end of the end… which precedes a thousand years worth of more days!!
WHAT? Who are you talking about??? Donald Trump?
No you moron! The One who’s coming a second time… twice.
Before the second first resurrection.
Yes. On the LAST DAY, with the LAST TRUMP.
The LAST DAY which comes before the 7 years worth of more days,which have at least 7 more trumps?
I don’t get it.
Anything you just said.
Well, that’s because you’re a heretic. OK. That’s it. Get out my face! You’re blacklisted and I’m going to do all I can to discredit you now.
Can you see the routine? LOL!
- Rob Skiba